delightful.

I'm Krissy. I see you lurkin'.

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via wavvvvves)

bubonicc:

Thank you mark for taking the time out of your day to sign and talk to me again. And for being patient while swarmed by people. You are the coolest cat I know. Keep being awesome :)

bubonicc:

Thank you mark for taking the time out of your day to sign and talk to me again. And for being patient while swarmed by people. You are the coolest cat I know. Keep being awesome :)

(via markiplier)

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via stephifa)

so followers: i finally got a 3DS

you guys should send me your FCs and stuff

Anonymous asked: How much Jon would a JonTron Tron if a JonTron could Tron Jons?

stardroid:

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(via thief-of-always)

"The Big Sisters are post-pubescent Little Sisters that have become unstable in Rapture's environment. Eight years after the events of BioShock, they are charged with maintaining the ecological balance in Rapture. Their extreme level of powers, far beyond normal Plasmid users, can be attributed to their bodies adapting the ADAM created in their bodies as children while they were still developing. Thus they have a much greater natural affinity for the powers that ADAM creates."

(Source: baioshock, via laracrofts)

#lionfish #petco #marinelife #saltwater

#lionfish #petco #marinelife #saltwater