taking time for all the wrong things.

I'm Krissy. I breathe sarcasm and apathy.

austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

(via keepmutteringandiwillbeamurderer)

All I could think of when I saw this was “mycaruba”

All I could think of when I saw this was “mycaruba”

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.


Am I the only one who doesn’t see how “spastic” is offensive?

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Am I the only one who doesn’t see how “spastic” is offensive?

(via finnemoron)

fuckyeahtattoos:

Majora’s Mask Tattoo by Will Ralston
Oddity Tattoo Sarasota, FL

fuckyeahtattoos:

Majora’s Mask Tattoo by Will Ralston

Oddity Tattoo Sarasota, FL

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

Mantis Shrimp are badass as hell and not just for their ability to see colors the human eyes cannot.

(via columbiaskies)

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

(via finnemoron)

I do not use the word home lightly.

So when I sigh it into the crook of your neck,

Believe that your spine is a timber frame,

Your kiss a welcome mat,

And your enveloping arms my front door

—(via nothingdazzling)

(Source: sekaoj, via corncunt)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

Ill eat a whole bowl of olives I don’t give a fuck!

(via zomenashi)