taking time for all the wrong things.

I'm Krissy. I breathe sarcasm and apathy.

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

(via averypotterurl)

stuff-that-irks-me:

Steak

i’ve been wanting steak for fucking weeks and UGH I’M SICK AND I HAVE FOOD CRAVINGS AND THIS HITS SO HARD

(via pizza)

dust-bite:

Nova’s from twitter today. I feel so bad for him lol I’d feel even worse if he had to do his beard too, at least it’s for charity!! <3

(via novapipebomb)

I love when the professor comes up for cuddles :3 #cat #cats #professorgenki

I love when the professor comes up for cuddles :3 #cat #cats #professorgenki

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

(via smaug-thefabulous)

Don’t bring a grabey-stabey to a rootie-tootie-point-and-shootie fight.

—Jake English, probably (via desmenn)

(via dragonstars)